The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Friends, brothers-and-sisters-in-arms and the politically enlightened, Do you grow tired of the fearmongering politicians hounding you to vote for them, and their boorish political party? Do you grow exasperated of the same-old same-old being spewed out of the House of Commons on a weekly basis? Are you unable to sexually satisfy your wife? If you… Read More

The Jersey outpost of the OMRLP is still thriving and we recently had a visit from Professor Nabob (Bob Stanton) from Aldershot. He came with his daughter Jane, son-in-law Matthew (an RAF Medic) and their daughter Millie. They were royally entertained and fortunately for us had to stay another night and day because rough seas… Read More

It is with great sadness that I have to report that Colin Jones who lived near Llanelli in Wales has passed away. A long standing stalwart of The Official Monster Raving Loony Party he was also an Honorary Member of The OMRLP Isles Of Deliberation Party – Jersey. He visited here a number of times… Read More

Howling ‘Laud’ Hope – Hampshire County Howling ‘Laud’ Hope – Hart District Hampshire Howling ‘Laud’ Hope – Fleet Town Council Hampshire (defending his seat) Sir Renstom III – St Dunstan & Stepney Ward, London Wing Commander Lucky Luke Jackson – Sefton Blundersands, Liverpool. Lord Halfperson – Blackheath Westcombe Ward, London Miss Applied Malarkey – Staines,… Read More

Very well done to Sir Oink a Lot for securing 159 votes in the recent By-election on Thursday 26th Feb 2026. The fact that the party came 6th out of 11 candidates was quite something, we beat 5 and 5 beat us. BUT, not only did we lose our deposit yet again, we do hold… Read More

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy? I’m not sure, but it’s a foolish MP who rudely mocks his constituent, and worse still if it’s a pensioner about her failing bin collection! I was a pig with a dream on a cold February morning in rainy Manchester when the by-election was called…. Read More

Ladies and gentlemen, pigs & sows and all porcine people. The upcoming by-election could be the most important of our lifetime. For too long too many have had there snouts in troughs, rolled around in the muck and made a pigs ear of all our lives. There will always be those promising pork barrels, whilst… Read More

Voting is pretty simple really , ask yourself this question Are you, your family, or those in the local neighborhood any better off than the last time you voted? ?Have your representatives still got their snouts in the trough? OINK! It was the great Loony Einstein that said ‘Insanity is doing the same thing over… Read More

We prefer these to Black Fridays cause one will happen on Thursday 26th February, a By-Election in the Gorton and Denton constituency of Manchester. 11 candidates have been nominated, none more so than our very own ‘Sir Oink A Lot’. He is a local. so if you can, support him to be our very first… Read More

The Loony Party are no pigs in a poke, we are hamming it up and bringing home the bacon with our local candidate Sir Oink-a-Lot. His campaign slogan is ‘Think Big, Vote Pig’, those trotters have left the sty and hit the hustings in a crackling good start. All other candidates in this by-election talk… Read More